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Priceless Humor of Our Times: Seducing the Funny Bone By : Anita Agrawal You can’t buy it, rob it, find it or bully it out of your fat old neighbor Truth be told, the legacy of priceless humor has been considered a myth through ages, more engrossing than a campfire story about Mike Myers beheading a sock puppet Just a few Especially Witty Bar Jokes By : Peter Rix Some jokes about Bars and beer! A handful of Vastly Hilarious Bar Jokes By : Peter Rix Some jokes about Bars and beer! When Fake Dr. Excuses Are Your Choice to get the Essential Time-Off By : Debra Wenger Utilizing a fake doctors excuse note may be a good way to free your self from the issues you detest most in your life.This article talks how you are able to use fake medical doctors excuse notes to make your life less difficult and a great deal more tension-free. Present With Humour By : James Leong Are you mustering the power of humour in your presentations When used appropriately, it helps you to build tremendous rapport with your audience, gets your point across with impact and develops your reputation as an entertaining and engaging speaker Dr. Facilier From the Princess and the Frog Answers: How Spells Are Made By : PrincessFan Yet another day, I drift off again thinking about the movie that I have fallen in love with - Disney’s the Princess and the Frog I imagine Dr Old Time Radio Comedy Shows By : Brad Bryson Discover the fun of old time radio comedy with this review of a few of the best. Some of these shows are so funny, you'll find yourself laughing out loud. President Obama is the New Cary Grant! By : Pam Gersh President Obama is the new Cary Grant Just think about it President Obama is the new Cary Grant Old Time Radio - How To Get Thousands Of Shows For Free By : Brad Bryson Would you like to kow how to get thousands of free old time radio shows? It's simple. Let me show you how. {Reloading Tips And Tricks\|Reloading Tips For Precision By : Bruce Mackay The best part of reloading for precision was the whole season ahead. Shimano Jigging System: Comparing the Two Systems of Shimano Jigging By : Robert Feuring Shimano is one of the most popular brands in the fishing industry It provides a wide array of fishing rods, reels, accessories, jigs, and all kinds of tackle equipment Twelve Days of Trying to Christmas Shop By : Michael DeVries On the first try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, “Let’s go shopping at the mall” On the second try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, “Still no parking spots; who do you think took them all Humor Way to Earn Money By : Haider Raza Tow humor story of a way to earn money very easily. First is by saying something and selling something and other is taking the advantage of disturbed person. Moral of article is to never take the avantage of a disturbed person like they takes advantage of a man in wash room and by saying something selling something. Check it Out! Car Insurance Doesn't Have to be Boring! By : Cliff Berman All right, we can admit it Car insurance can be boring Keynote Speaker For a Business Celebration By : Amy Nutt. If you've been tasked with organizing an important celebratory event for your business, then one of the most important decisions you have to make is choosing the right keynote speaker The keynote address is what sets the whole tone for the celebration to come, so it's important that the speaker is perfect Solar Power Roof Vents: Exposed By : Jim Martin Solar power roof vents: Understanding the concepts In the modern day world, most people are aware of the tremendous benefits that solar energy holds out as an energy resource In fact, in the past few years, we have been using solar energy increasingly, indicating that this energy source is indeed invaluable How To Avoid a Lengthy Jail Term for a Minor Traffic Offence By : AJHEELS Learn how to avoid a catastrophic faux pas situation whilst dealing with the legal profession. All you require is a clear head, A brain devoid of alcohol or other nefarious narcotics and an understanding spouse or partner. Samurai Costumes For Halloween By : Ronni Rebsdorf The “trick or treat” day is one fun filled day wherein we can get total strangers to give us candy or money The sheer amount of fun and frolic on that day is one unforgettable experience The Most Famous Funny Keynote Speaker By : Amy Nutt. Finding a humorous keynote speaker who is also informative can be a difficult task There are certainly not many people around who can be humorous and informative at the same time Finding Both Crude and Tasteless Humor By : Jason Creation There's a wide range of humor out there, and regardless of who you are, there is a lot to appreciate That being said, one of the most universally appealing forms of humor has to be rude and crude humor Staging Article By : Nigel Coehn An article about a couple who hire a home stager. Parking Lot Personas By : Shell Harris The parking lot is, statistically, one of the most dangerous places to both walk and drive in America Yet, many people are still forced to make use of parking lots on a regular, sometimes daily basis The Saga of the Automobile and Burma-Shave By : Brenda Williams Prior to 1925, the Burma-Vita Company, owned by Clinton Odell, was marketing a liniment concocted from ingredients imported from the Malay Peninsula and Burma However, sales were few and the company decided to switch to a product with more demand Hiring a Keynote Speaker By : A Nutt Most businesses and organizations hire a keynote speaker to deliver a fresh view point Their purpose is to encourage a sense of team work and breathe new life into a business 3 Things to Know About Laughing Your Happy ASS to the Bank! By : Jason Glover Hello, Most people have a hard time making people laugh… Doing Stand-Up Comedy is very hard and take a lot of practice to become good But you probably don’t want to be a Stand-Up Comic, but you do want to Make A Lot Of Money and Have Fun doing it…Right Outdoor Surveillance Cameras and Outdoor Party Bloopers By : Nahshon Roberts It's still freezing outdoors but you're already dreaming of your summer garden wedding You have installed your outdoor surveillance cameras to boost your wedding videos and you can't wait to catch all the fun but more than recording the merry-making your cameras can alert you to impending disasters Best April Fool's Day Pranks Online For 2009 By : Shelah Jenkins It's not too early to start The best pranksters know that preparation is key to a successful prank The Santa Suit - Fighting Against Gas Fireplaces By : C. Agee When the news broke late last week that North Pole Incorporated, (NYSE: NPLI) was filing suit against most of the world's gas fireplace manufacturers, the shock was palpable With Christmas just around the corner, this debate about fireplaces has taken the world by storm Enjoy Political Humor -- The Legacy of an Open Society By : Peter Garant George Bernard Shaw once said, “The problem with political jokes is that they get elected” Well, at least there are a lot of material for political humor Humour Your Way to Success By : Nirjara Rustom Humour (or humor, if you prefer) is the tendency to induce or provoke laughter or amusement in someone to make him or her laugh or smile, showing acceptance of amusement The degree to which that person will find something humorous will depend on a lot of factors that include but are not limited to: age, gender, intelligence, maturity, education, culture, upbringing, geographical location, religion, context and health (physical, mental and spiritual) Kinds of Excuses in Fake Doctors Notes By : Dr. E.Z. Streat There are all kinds of excuses used in Fake Doctors Notes Whether you are designing your own excuse slip or shopping for one, it is important that you select the best excuse that will work for you The Humor Behind Shopping Smart and Buying Carhartt Clothes By : Mike Girolami One thing we can all agree on is that the economy is hurting all of us, especially the working people With gas prices soaring, medications costing more than our utility bills even with insurance coverage, and the price of everything at the local supermarket jumping by leaps and bounds, we all have to be more conscientious about price than ever before Doctor Note - Credible Medical Excuses for the Absent Employee By : Dr. E.Z. Streat Doctor CREDIBLE MEDICAL EXCUSES FOR THE ABSENT EMPLOYEE Reasons for taking time off work vary Be it a family emergency, a medical condition, a misunderstanding with a co-worker, a hangover or a much needed break from stress employees everywhere and anywhere from the supervisors down to the rank and file will always have reasons to absent themselves The Novelty of a Fake College Diploma By : Emma Vasquez Fake college diplomas have become quite the collector’s item and serve as excellent conversational pieces in many situations Now you can choose your field of interest and level of study to secure a fake diploma that will decorate your walls and create curiousity in others to want to know where you obtained it Book Review: Embracing Your Big Fat Ass - An Owners Manual by Laura Banks and Janette Barber By : Simon Barrett When I glanced at the cover, I mistakenly assumed this was going to be some kind of self help and diet book A writing genre that induces a comatose state in me after page 2 Things You Should Never Do in Front of a CCTV Security Camera By : Nahshon Roberts What do you do when confronted with the sight of a CCTV security camera Do you go on as if it is a speck on the wall worthy of your attention as a, well, speck on the wall 5 Countries Where Marijuana is Legal (Almost!) By : Robert Kane Marijuana users have always sought legal loopholes in countries where it is illegal to own or smoke it Many people choose to buy marijuana seeds (which is legal in many places), then grow and smoke their own (which is not Marvellous Marijuana Stories By : Robert Kane Cannabis news is always cropping up in the papers and online Whether it’s the latest MP venting their opinion on the dangers of the drug, before admitting they used to take it or a celebrity busted by police over possession, it’s pretty hard to avoid Keep Your Head Above Water By : BOB E SHERMAN Most boaters know the difference between WMDs (weapons of mass destruction) and MSDs (marine sanitation devices) Congress on the other hand seems to spend as much time regulating MSDs as they do looking for WMDs Is Tiger Playing a Sport or Just a Game By : There has been a lot of talk recently suggesting that Tiger Woods may be the greatest athlete ever Is 21st Century Communication Different? By : When a Swarthmore College student turned a guided tour of the Web into a detailed journal of his life, blog communication was born Excuses For When Your Business Card Holder Turns Up in the Most Unlikely Places By : Bradlley Mckoy This society's penchant for personal branding and individuality has lead to complications When you do not want to be identified, you will be and when you desire anonymity, you will gain notoriety Of Leather Briefcases, Accountants and Assassins By : Bradlley Mckoy Disclaimer: This article in no way seeks to diminish the profession of accountants and to elevate the profession of assassins This is simply a tongue in cheek analysis of leather briefcases as used by accountants and assassins alike History of the Recliner Chair By : Ben Needles While much of the written history of the recliner starts in the early Twentieth Century, the recliner chair dates back much further What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up? By : Ben Needles There are times Ive wanted to be a bartender Aaron McGruder And His Controversial Comic Strip The Boondocks By : Ben Needles The satirical and edgy comic strip The Boondocks, created by Aaron McGruder, involves two young African American brothers from inner-city Chicago who explore life living with their grandfather in an unassuming suburb of the big city The Evolution of the Garfield Comic Strip By : Ben Needles June 19th, 1978 saw the birth of one of the most beloved and best known comic strips of all time, Garfield, a tale of an ornery but lovable orange tabby cat, his owner Jonathan Q Does Cooking Provide Food For Thought? By : Ben Needles Everyone has an opinion about cooking Send Free Prank Email For Free By : Kenzi Kiabot First step: complete the address you want the email to be sent to Then, you fill in the sender's email, subject, message and sender's name How to Ask Your Parents For Money (And Get Rejected Fast!) By : Bradlley Mckoy When you become an adult, parents tend to be the hardest people in the world to ask money from Not only because they probably have no money to spare but also because you are expected to provide for yourself now Where Is The Magic In Life? By : Ben Needles The magician asked me to pick a card, write my name on it and shuffle it back into the deck What Are The Comforts Of Home? By : Ben Needles The comforts of home depend on where home is Texas Demonstrates Some Sex Toy Lovin By : Ben Needles Mark your calendars, friends Fatherhood According To Larry By : Sue Ticotin My husband has been known to have some unconventional behavior at times Some of it is intentional and some of it is not Sex And The City Movie: Wasted opportunity for men By : Ben Needles It was Friday and the air was soaked with Eau De Perfume while the stars twinkled like flashbulbs of the paparazzi Are Superstitions Based In History? By : Ben Needles Although superstitions are passed down from generation to generation, I started a new one Peanuts Aren’t Really Peanuts – "A" Doesn’t Equal "A" By : Robert A. Meyer I am holding a can of peanuts in my hand and reading the label The front of the can says it contains Roasted Peanuts Clown College Was Serious Business By : Ben Needles Its been said that a person has a better chance of getting into Harvard than the Ringling Brothers and Barnum Charlie Chaplin - The Legend By : Ben Needles Charlie Chaplins comedy was rich in creativity and cleverness What Games Do People Play? By : Ben Needles As a child, I played hopscotch Did You Know Colors Talk? By : Ben Needles Colors talk Those Funny Things That You Can Do With Photos By : Ben Needles With the advent of digital photography and the latest in digital cameras that come out with new innovations almost every year, its no surprise that the average photo enthusiast can do some amazing things to their photographs and even add funny effects and touch ups What Could You Do Without? By : Ben Needles There are lots of things I could do without - like more people moving to Southern California Life Insurance - A Funny Story By : James Lister A life insurance broker named Steve was always the top salesman for his company In fact, he just completed his 8th straight year as the number 1 insurance agent when he decided it was time to hang ‘em up and retire 10 More Silly Lorry Stories! By : Lyall Cresswell As I reported in my previous article, ‘World's Top 10 Silly Lorry Stories’, lorries and lorry drivers seem to have a habit of being involved in some of the world’s quirkiest news stories Well, with a little delving, I’ve discovered many more ridiculous lorry stories Boo! Top 10 Scariest Travel Destinations By : Patrick Chong Some people travel for fun, others for excitement, but perhaps the most alarming genre of tourists are the ones who get their kicks from visiting the most horrifying and ghoulish destinations from throughout history If you plan on going to any of the top 10 most terrifying places on earth, you might just want to adjust your travel insurance cover to incorporate the possible outcomes… 1 Lorries In The Limelight By : Lyall Cresswell What do you think of when you picture a lorry Perhaps one of these lorries from popular culture World's Top 10 Silly Lorry Stories! By : Lyall Cresswell Whether it’s down to lack of sleep, a comical attitude or a desire for distractions on a long journey, for some reason lorries and lorry drivers have been the focus of many of the craziest news stories over the last few years Here is a countdown of the top 10 How To Tell When You’ve Been On Too Many Cheap Holidays In Spain… By : Daniel Eyre If you want to have a really good time, enjoy the sun and yet not put too much of a hole in your bank balance, you simply cannot do better than a spur-of-the-moment, cheap Spanish holiday The country has a huge amount to offer and is very welcoming to us visitors Squat Toilets Are Not Meant For Women Over 30! By : Dodie Cross At my age I thought I'd seen it all But, after living in Thailand for a year I gave thanks to my mother for seeing that I was potty-trained in the good ole' U Call Of The Mall--The Seasons Of Shopping By : John Penberthy My wife and 15 year-old daughter are shopping addicts It’s unquestionably their favorite way of mother-daughter bonding The Practicality, Value And Durability Of White Pine Furniture By : Jayson Gerth No matter where you want to add a rustic country look, pine furniture is the answer It is as popular as it has ever been, and is less expensive than other wood furniture